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Pittencrieff Park, Dunfermline

Posted by KaySquirrel on August 18th, 2008

Went into Dunfermline town centre today, for a walk in the rain. While it wasn’t what we’d planned on doing, it turned out OK. ;)

After checking out the newly-opened Kingsgate Shopping Centre, we headed off to Pittencrieff Park. It’s one of my favorite green spaces, so we usually try to visit whenever we’re in town. I didn’t know they had a greenhouse!

We didn’t meet any free-roaming peacocks, but we discovered parts of the park we hadn’t walked through before.

As we were leaving, I spotted a wee squirrel running up a tree with a green conker in his mouth. :D He’s well-hidden up there..

Then it was off home via the shops to buy a few things (including a corander plant, yay!), and a yummy celebratory dinner. :D

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Ikea

Posted by KaySquirrel on August 9th, 2008

I love IKEA. I don’t even mind having to run the maze with 234823489234 other shoppers, because I know there’s usually a yummy Swedish meatball dinner waiting for me at the end of it. :)

After a cringeworthy experience dealing with DFS sofas and the way they treat customers, we decided to check out the sofas at IKEA to see if we could find one we liked. We visited the Edinburgh branch a few times, testing each display sofa at least half a dozen times before making a decision.

June 6 2008: We placed an order for a 3-seater sofa and a footstool. The salesperson was very helpful, and explained to us that there was a bit of a delay at the moment with the sofas, but gave us a 2 week window where we could expect delivery of our sofa. She said that the earliest we could expect to receive a call to arrange delivery would be the July 21 2008. Not a big deal, as we’ve got a couch now so it’s not like we’re sitting on the floor at the moment. On IKEA’s order forms, the actual colour choice you decided on is right on the order form, which is reassuring!

July 21 2008: No phone call from IKEA, which is OK because this is the absolute earliest date they might have called.

August 4 2008: This is the end of the 2 week window in which we were told to expect a phone call from them.  Since we hadn’t heard anything, we called IKEA Edinburgh to find out what was going on.  We spoke to L, who said that her system showed that the order had been postponed by the Ikea Distribution Centre in Peterborough. Why? She told us she would check with Peterborough and get back to us.

August 5 2008: 5:06 PM Got a voicemail from someone named Natasha or Steph — they were speaking so quickly in the message that hubby and I are still debating what she said her name was! She said she was calling about our sofa, and that “the only say they could do” is October 27, and if this was alright for us, that we should call the number for the Edinburgh branch, quoting our customer ID number.

The only day they could do? Like WE were the ones being difficult about the delivery date now?

August 6 2008: Called the Edinburgh branch, and spoke to L again. She said that she had looked into why the order had been postponed. When it came time to process our order, and the IKEA Distribution Centre in Peterborough saw that there was a delay on them, instead of calling us to ask us if we were alright with the additional delay or giving us the chance to cancel our order right there, without the usual £50 cancellation charge, the nice folks in Peterborough agreed to the delay on our behalf.

What makes things even more irksome is that Natasha (or Steph?) was calling from the Peterborough warehouse, but left the telephone number for the Edinburgh branch for us to call. Since it was Peterborough that delayed the order, NOT Edinburgh, why shouldn’t we have called Peterborough directly? How nice of them to take it upon themselves to postpone an order placed at the Edinburgh branch without our consent, and then direct us back to the Edinburgh branch — who did nothing to cause this mess in the first place — to sort it all out.

August 7 2008: Called the IKEA Edinburgh branch, and said that while we weren’t happy about the delay, we really wanted the sofa, so would wait until October to have it delivered.

Seriously, Peterborough, instead of picking up the telephone and taking a couple of minutes to communicate with a customer about a delay on a sofa that’s already been paid for, you decide to assume that we’d be alright with an additional 2 month delay? Have you forgotten that saying about what happens when you assume?

August 8 2008: 4:00 PM Received a call from V at the Ikea Distribution Centre in Peterborough. He had looked into the order and said that it could be split to get us the sofa sooner. We had ordered a 3-seater sofa, a footstool, and an extra cover for the entire thing. Apparently all they are waiting on to ship our order is the frame for the footstool, so if we were happy to wait for that, he would get the rest of it delivered to us. Fantastic! We agreed to this, and he said he’d call back to confirm.

4:10 PM V called back and said apparently the issue isn’t with the footstool frame, it’s with the sofa frame. They could deliver the covers for everything now, but sales of the model we selected have been halted because there is a problem with the sofa frame. He said sales of that model have been stopped until October, but that they might be pushed back even further than that, and again said that they would waive the usual £50 cancellation fee if we wanted to cancel the order because of this delay. He said he’d give us a chance to think things over and ring us back tomorrow morning.

August 9 2008: 9:10 AM True to his word, V called us again — except Ploes had left his phone on silent so we missed the call. Doh! He left us a voicemail saying he would call back later.

3:30 PM V from Peterborough called again, just like he said he would. We told him we would keep the order pending, and understand that the date of October 27 2008 is a very tentative date on when they hope the sofa will be available for delivery. He said he would put a note on the system for us to make sure we get a phone call around the beginning of October to give us an update on the expected delivery date.

Take note, DFS and Virgin Media: The above is what we call customer service. Some unknown person dropped the ball and accepted the delay on our behalf when they shouldn’t have. Fine. Mistakes happen, everyone is allowed to make a few.

However, look what they have done to make up for their error: Employees saying they will call back — and then really calling back?! Whoa, leave it to those innovative Swedes to come up with such a revolutionary way of addressing and handling customer issues, hm?

Sure, mistakes shouldn’t happen. But when and if they do, how a company works to overcome and fix any mistakes made is a true test of their determination to satify customers.

Thank you, L and V. We appreciate your efforts to get us that sofa sooner, but if we have to wait a bit longer, so be it. We look forward to getting our sofa this autumn. :)

Update:

August 26 2008: 10:33 AM S from Ikea called, left a voicemail on both our land line and my mobile, to let us know that there is a recall on the range we ordered, and there are major delays in fulfilling customer orders because of this. She said she checked with a supervisor and they confirmed they don’t expect to get any sofas to deliver to customers before November. Left her # for us to call her back to discuss our options at this point.

August 28 2008: Called S back, told her we were OK to wait until November. Tentative delivery date for the sofa to arrive at IKEA is Nov 12.

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UK Not Ready For Milk in Bags

Posted by KaySquirrel on August 9th, 2008

Some UK grocery stores are now selling milk in bags.

There is no need to panic. Canada has been selling milk this way for ages, and it really isn’t as complicated a concept as some people would have you believe. :roll:

You will need to buy milk in bags, and a milk bag pitcher:

That funny writing you see is French. You might recognize it from your holidays in France where you made every attempt to avoid interacting with the locals. ;)

Don’t panic, the example in the photo has English & French writing because it’s Canadian milk in a bag. The bags sold in the UK have English writing, and the pitchers will more than likely be available in more than one colour.

Next, you will need to open the bag of milk, removing the tie. It’s like a bread tie.

No, a ‘bread tie’ is not a tie made out of bread any more than ‘fish slice’ is an actual slice of fish that you use to flip pancakes.

These are bread ties:

They are also known as ‘bread clips’ in some places. Canadians, Americans and even Australians use them to keep bread bags sealed, instead of those ineffectual little pieces of sticky tape that you seem to be so fond of.

The same sort of plastic clip will be holding your milk in bags closed. Remove it, and open the bag. Inside, you will see 3 transparent plastic bags containing milk. Remove one of the clear bags, and place it inside the milk bag pitcher you have purchased, like so:

Do not open the bag of milk and pour it into the plastic pitcher. This is wrong!

funny pictures

Now that you have your bag of milk in the milk bag pitcher (or holder), you will need to open the bag of milk. You can use scissors, or get one of these handy little milk bag snippers.

They’re magnetic, so you can stick them on the fridge so that you can find them quickly in any milk-related emergency! Pour the milk.

Glass of milk: done.

Next time: The Importance of Guarding Your Groceries On the Conveyor Belt ;)

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Wolds Way Lavender

Posted by KaySquirrel on July 27th, 2008

This afternoon, we visited Wolds Way Lavender and strolled through their gardens.

In the gift shop, we each bought a little tub of ice cream: lavender flavour, and lavender honey flavour. The honey one was nice, but Ploes and I both liked the lavender one the best.

I also got to see the LARGEST BEEHIVE IN THE WORLD (probably)! :D

The photos didn’t turn out so well, but they prove that I went inside! :P

It doesn’t show up very well in this pic, but they’ve spelled out ‘Lavande’ with different varieties of lavender plant.

Ploes snagged this shot of a butterfly taking a little rest:

Lavender in the Matrix? ;)

More lavender:

Not lavender:

The lavender fields didn’t smell as strongly as I’d have thought they would, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t very tempted to just lie down and take a little nap amongst the flowers. :)

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Bondville Model Village

Posted by KaySquirrel on July 27th, 2008

This morning, we visited Bondville Model Village in Sewerby.

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National Railway Museum, York

Posted by KaySquirrel on July 26th, 2008

Today we spent a few hours at the National Railway Museum, the largest railway museum in the world.

I don’t really know much about trains, but I think they’re cool to look at — especially this one!

Train arriving at York train station, taken from the balcony of the rail museum:

After that, we walked along the Roman Walls:

Spotted some Apostrophe Abuse:

That’s Ploes’ shoulder you see on the right there. I asked him to pretend to pose for a pic so the people at the ice cream stand wouldn’t notice that I was taking a photo of their sign because I planned on making fun of it on the intertubes when I got back home.

I even submit it to Apostrophe Abuse (a fantastically cringe-worthy website I check on an almost-daily basis!), and they published it! 8)

After that, we had a lovely dinner at Toto’s Restaurant Pizzeria. (The website is hard to read, but their food is fantastic!) I had the Penne ai Broccoli and would have it again every day for a week if I could.

Later on in the evening, we went on The Ghost Hunt of York walking tour. As soon as our guide appeared, making his way to the bottom of Shambles with slow, measured steps, I knew we were in for a treat. Hilariously morbid and bitingly sarcastic, our guide was either the creepiest man I have ever met, or very, very good at his job. ;)

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Tilgate Park, Crawley

Posted by KaySquirrel on July 25th, 2008

Many thanks to Happy Hounds pet sitting for looking after our kitties while we’re away down south! It’s so nice to be able to leave the kitties at home, and know that someone will be stopping by to feed and water them every day. Poor little Kismet gets an upset tummy when he’s away from home, so it’s fantastic that we were able to spare them the stress of having to go to a boarding cattery. :)

We were in Crawley for the day today, and made sure to stop in and visit the Tilgate Park and Nature Centre. It’s one of my favorite places to go! (Pics will be added as soon as I get ‘em off the digicam!) After that, we headed up to York.

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Secret Admirer or Thoughtful Stalker?

Posted by KaySquirrel on July 23rd, 2008

This past Monday, I received a parcel in the mail. I sign up for lots of freebies and contests, so it’s not unusual that I receive things with no return address. Plus, people in the UK don’t seem to believe in putting a return label on things they send through the post. I think this implies a level of confidence in the Royal Mail postal service well above what they really deserve. Or perhaps it’s just optimism? Oh-ho, if I don’t tell them where to send it back to if they can’t deliver it, they have no choice BUT to deliver it! – and lettercarriers everywhere shake their fists in frustration because that little Return To Sender stamp won’t get them off work early today!

Err, back to the parcel. Inside was a gift-wrapped box, but no card, or letter or indication of who it might be from. Since I haven’t upset anyone too much lately, and the box wasn’t ticking or anything, I decided to open it. Besides, it sounded harmless when I shook it. Normal people shake gift-wrapped things before opening them, right?

Inside was a copy of Munchkin, but still no card or letter or anything. The label with my address has been stuck on top of a label with a car dealership address, which only tells me that whoever sent this reused an enveloped or that if whoever sent me this bought it off of eBay or equivalent, that the seller reused an envelope.. *adjusts detective hat and chews on pipe*

The front of the game box reads Kill the Monsters - Steal the Treasure - Stab your Buddy. If I didn’t know that I’d be too lazy to do so (and wouldn’t know what to pack anyway) I’d have thought that I’d somehow traveled to the future and sent MYSELF the game, because that little 9-word description pretty much sums up my general approach to gaming.

Ploes and I played Munchkin a few nights ago. He caught me cheating and holding more weapons than I had hands for. *shrugs* Next time I need to sit further away from him so he can’t peek at my treasure!

I’ve been trying to think who might have sent me the game, so I can thank them. There are a few people I suspect, most of whom don’t have my mailing address. The folks who have my address haven’t mentioned sending me anything, so I’m at a loss, here. It’s not even close to Christmas or my birthday, and while today was Clean Sheet Day, I realize that not everybody celebrates this weekly holiday as enthusiastically as I do..

Do I have a secret admirer? Have I got a non-creepy stalker that just really, really knows how to pick the right gift? Either way, thank you Mr. or Ms. Anonymous person who sent me such a great present! I hope all the gazebos you encounter in life are friendly ones!

Update: August 11 2008: I found out who sent me this awesome game! Thank you, L! :D

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I’m “famous”

Posted by KaySquirrel on July 23rd, 2008

I visit The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks on an almost-daily basis.

I sent in a submission a few weeks ago, and got an email back last night letting me know that my photo had been published. Check it out!

:D

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Reason # 39870132 Why Cats Shouldn’t Use Cameras

Posted by KaySquirrel on July 19th, 2008

I made Karma into a LOLcat!

funny pictures
moar funny pictures

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